Thursday, March 4, 2010

To explain why Hutch makes me want to leave my own apartment °8





° What's that? Its circular.

* It's goat's cheese

° Can I taste?

* Sure.

° Christ almighty Jonas, how can you eat this shit?

* I can't. I hate it. It's E's.

° How can she eat it?

* Well, she's foreign to us for a start. That means she can do loads of stuff we can't. Especially here in Paris.

° But ... Rachel is foreign to us as well, and she eats what I eat.

* Yes but she's foreign in a different way Ken. They're more like us. Can you get out of my refrigerator now please.

° Hang on. What's this?

* That's cheese as well.

° Christ Jonas, how many differ ... wait! Is this cheese too?

* Yep.

° Oh I'm not sure I can cope with all this, J. What's wrong with these people? I don't think I can deal with life abroad Jonas. This isn't going nearly as well as I'd foreseen. Never mind the cheese, have you seen how many people smoke? And I still can't find anywhere that sells cigarettes ... and people ask you for cigarettes on the street! People with cigarettes, while I have none. They actually ask me for cigarettes. J? Jonas? Where are you going? Come back!  

5 comments:

Emily Cross said...

Damn Cheese.

Don't get me started on that!

Ali said...

What a brilliantly written interaction. I can positively smell the cheese 8)

xoxo

Jmarls80 said...

Love this.

Princess of many sorts. said...

Goat cheese...
Yummy i LOVE goat cheese...and NO i am not kidding...it is wonderful on toasted bread, with some roasted almonds, french homemade dressing..

And a salad...so don´t knock goat cheese...it´s freaking wonderful:)
SP

Rita Kent at TesoroFino.Com said...

I'm an ex smoker who relapsed in Italy last summer. They were so passionate about smoking. I never seen anything like it. I am once again a non smoker back in the US. But what I would do to change places with you. I would completely fit in grubbing cigarettes on the streets of Paris and eating all that wonderful European cheese. I can't believe you don't like that cheese?